Dickorations
You can try and convince everyone that you’ve been a ‘Good Girl’ this year, but let’s be honest…you’ve been ‘Naughty!’ So why don’t you act like the ‘Ho Ho Hoe’ you truly want to be and ‘Jingle My Balls’
Dickorations are just over 7” long and the tassels are made from the most luxuriously soft Deerskin lace that you’ve ever caressed.
Best part, when tree comes down, just slide your Dickoration into your favorite book and turn it into a Dickmark!
You can try and convince everyone that you’ve been a ‘Good Girl’ this year, but let’s be honest…you’ve been ‘Naughty!’ So why don’t you act like the ‘Ho Ho Hoe’ you truly want to be and ‘Jingle My Balls’
Dickorations are just over 7” long and the tassels are made from the most luxuriously soft Deerskin lace that you’ve ever caressed.
Best part, when tree comes down, just slide your Dickoration into your favorite book and turn it into a Dickmark!
You can try and convince everyone that you’ve been a ‘Good Girl’ this year, but let’s be honest…you’ve been ‘Naughty!’ So why don’t you act like the ‘Ho Ho Hoe’ you truly want to be and ‘Jingle My Balls’
Dickorations are just over 7” long and the tassels are made from the most luxuriously soft Deerskin lace that you’ve ever caressed.
Best part, when tree comes down, just slide your Dickoration into your favorite book and turn it into a Dickmark!